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Maximum impact, minimum accountability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up through every bad decision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because hands come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlives most situationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back, so they read it as you walk away (yes, on purpose)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose flirting technique is already a liability, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a gift for the friend who says stuff like this out loud at brunch. You're not creating a problem. You're outfitting one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe phrase \"I Can Replace Your Bra With My Hands If You Want\" is printed on the back of the shirt. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to last?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't fade. You'll get tired of the shirt before the print gives up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the whole deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a men's or women's shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex. 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