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This shirt is pickup line humor for the genuinely shameless, and honestly, we respect the audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your last attempt at being smooth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes \u003cstrong\u003eS through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic \u003cstrong\u003ecrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't quit, even if your game does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's the move for bachelor parties, birthdays for the friend with no filter, or anyone whose love language is making the room uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it with zero context for maximum impact. If the recipient doesn't immediately put it on, you bought it for the wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold its shape. Can't say the same for your reputation after wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We make the shirt. The social consequences are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow's the print quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed for lasting color. It won't crack, peel, or fade. 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