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Because if subtlety was going to be your thing, you probably wouldn't need this shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a transparent napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because panic knows no body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing experimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts, won't crack, won't peel, won't abandon you like your confidence did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it for the friend who turns into a statue when someone cute walks by. Buy it for the brother whose dating app bio just says 'I'm bad at this.' They'll wear it because it's funny, then keep wearing it because it's comfortable and people laugh every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Can't Flirt I'm Afraid Of Women Tee actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It feels substantial without being stiff. You'll forget you're wearing a confession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is entirely at the wearer's expense. If someone gets offended by a guy admitting he's nervous around women, that's a them problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds color wash after wash. Turn it inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. Standard care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan women wear this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's unisex, so absolutely. 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