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It's on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because your appetite has nothing to do with your size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (boring but correct)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts most of your situationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, so your exit is just as memorable as your entrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone's dietary preferences well enough to buy this, you're already closer than most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Pride, bachelorette parties, or a random Tuesday when you want to make someone ugly-laugh. Fair warning: do not give this to your coworker unless you've read the room and the HR handbook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Vagitarian tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front stays clean so you can look innocent from the front. The reveal happens when you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk. Holds its shape through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. 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