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Available in black or white, because your outfit should be the least reckless decision you make on a Sunday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb a full Sunday of emotional variance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for sharp, lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. Front is blank. Plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who says \"this one's free money\" before every Sunday slate, yes. Immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey will wear it with complete sincerity and absolutely no self-awareness, which is what makes it a great gift and not just a decent one. Fair warning: they will text you their next parlay screenshot while wearing it, captioned with something like \"see, I told you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The design is printed across the upper back and the front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who bets parlays?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. 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