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You'll never know, and that's the best version of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat you're actually getting\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this isn't a festival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp long after you've memorized every TSA agent's face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to cause problems at the airport?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTSA agents have seen everything. Your back print is not going to be the thing that breaks them. Worst case, someone in line behind you laughs and you never find out why. 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