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We dare you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for job interviews\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel like your patience at baggage claim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever ranted about TSA confiscating their toothpaste, yes. Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that says \"I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive bon voyage present. 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