{"product_id":"i-dont-need-beer-goggles-for-you-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Don't Need Beer Goggles For You Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Don't Need Beer Goggles For You Tee from Unethical Threads is probably the nicest thing anyone's said to you in a dive bar parking lot. Stone-cold sober and still interested. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose compliments sound like insults until the other person catches up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for anyone who skips the rehearsed pickup line and just says what they're thinking. Works at the bar, works at brunch, works as an apology for literally everything else you've said that day. If your flirting style has ever been described as \"aggressively honest,\" welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three washes like your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyone gets to be this charming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Nothing controversial about the neckline, at least.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts. Unlike your filter after two drinks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your fighter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan You Actually Gift This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know them well enough, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift you give someone you're already with, not someone you're trying to impress at a dinner party. Context matters. Gift it to the right person and you're a legend. Gift it to the wrong person and you're writing an apology text at 2 AM. Read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the I Don't Need Beer Goggles For You Tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy. Size down if you want it more fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Two options, both correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the graphic locked in. Wash inside out on cold and you'll get years out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift for my partner?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh at your worst jokes, yes. 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