{"product_id":"i-dont-need-chatgpt-my-wife-knows-everything-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Don't Need ChatGPT My Wife Knows Everything Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Don't Need ChatGPT My Wife Knows Everything Tee from Unethical Threads is the back print for every husband who already has a search engine at home. She answers faster, requires no prompt engineering, and will correct you whether you asked or not. Heavyweight cotton, S-4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMarried guys who've accepted that Google is their second-best resource. This is the shirt you wear to the cookout when your wife has already told you the answer to everything anyone's going to ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also the gift wives buy for their husbands when they want to be right AND get credit for having a sense of humor about it. Father's Day, anniversaries, \"just because I saw it and thought of you\" occasions. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so she can read it over your shoulder while you're obliviously grilling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't bail on you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are a whole different conversation we're not having\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts longer than your last argument about directions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Pick your side (just kidding, she already picked for you).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best in the catalog for couples. There's no profanity, no innuendo, nothing that'll get a side-eye at the family reunion. It's affectionate roasting, not a cry for help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back print placement is half the joke. He wears it, she reads it, strangers behind him in line at the grocery store read it. He's the last one to know what it says. If that's not marriage, nothing is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt have anything on the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The front is blank. All the text is printed on the back, so everyone behind you gets the joke while you stand there clueless. Kind of like marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you like a looser feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot even close. It's one of the tamest things in the Unethical Threads catalog. Your wife will probably buy it for you herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Two choices, same as the answer to 'Is your wife right?' (Yes or also yes.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Father's Day or anniversary gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a great self-deprecating gift from wife to husband. 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