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This shirt just says it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles the same abuse you take every April\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you've already stuck your neck out enough this year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up longer than your tax refund\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life complains about taxes more than twice a year, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Father's Day, or any day between January and April when someone you know is staring at a W-2 like it personally wronged them. Runs S through 4XL, and the relaxed unisex fit means you don't need to overthink sizing. Just confirm they pay taxes and have a torso.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt pick a political side?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The government transcends party lines when it comes to taking your money. This shirt is for everyone with a tax ID.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The print holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt says \"fucks\" on it, so read the room at PTA meetings. But the actual message? 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