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Cookouts, dive bars, family dinners where you've already given up on impressing anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually has substance, not the sheer stuff you get from a 5K fun run\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're here for the joke, not a fashion revolution\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than most New Year's resolutions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print\u003c\/strong\u003e on black or white, pick your backdrop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift that says you actually know someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the candle. Skip the gift card. The I Eat Healthy I Am A Vagitarian Tee is for the friend, brother, or partner who would genuinely laugh at this and wear it in public without flinching. If you have to wonder whether they'd be into it, pick a different shirt. But if you already know, you're done shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Vagitarian tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color well. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it handles regular washing just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. Corporate office? Hard no. Your buddy's garage? Employee of the month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Real fabric with actual substance, not the paper-thin stuff that falls apart after a few washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people, yes. 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