{"product_id":"i-eat-healthy-im-a-vaginatarian-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Eat Healthy I'm A Vaginatarian Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Eat Healthy I'm A Vaginatarian Tee from Unethical Threads slaps a made-up dietary philosophy on your back and lets the room figure it out. The setup sounds like a wellness influencer. The punchline sounds like you got banned from one's comment section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who treat crude wordplay as a love language. Guys at bachelor parties who already own something worse, dads who peaked in comedy around 2006 and refuse to come down, and anyone who saw the Cockitarian tee and said \"yeah but I'm more of a specialist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back of the shirt, so you get to walk away while people are still processing. That's half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (important given the subject matter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually survives the laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if the recipient has a sense of humor and a partner who also has one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lands hardest at bachelor parties, birthday roasts, and any holiday where \"it's the thought that counts\" is doing serious heavy lifting. Skip it for your work Secret Santa unless you've already accepted whatever comes next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does vaginatarian mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a made-up word that mashes \"vagina\" with the \"-tarian\" suffix from vegetarian. It implies a very specific dietary preference. You get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. The front is blank, so you look completely normal until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this the same as the Vagitarian shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Different coined word, different design, different listing. Vaginatarian and Vagitarian are two separate creations. 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