{"product_id":"i-exist-without-consent-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Exist Without Consent Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Exist Without Consent tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's noticed that being alive was never really a choice. The text sits on the back of the shirt, so people behind you get the existential crisis first. Available in black or white, because even your unwilling existence deserves options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who process their existence through humor instead of therapy. Or alongside therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Exist Without Consent back print lands hardest with the chronically self-aware crowd. The ones who've thought too hard about the whole \"being alive\" thing and decided the only reasonable response is wearing it on their back for strangers to read in the checkout line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that takes your existence more seriously than the universe does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you didn't consent to a V-neck either\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that won't ghost you after ten washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who regularly jokes about not asking to be born, yes. Immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that says \"I see your nihilism and I support it.\" Skip it for the relentlessly positive friend. They'll try to reframe it as gratitude and that's a different shirt entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does \"I exist without consent\" mean on a shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the observation that nobody chose to be born. You're here, you didn't agree to it, and somehow you still have to pay rent. The shirt says the quiet part out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. You walk away, they read it. That's the whole move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast your enthusiasm for being alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly to people who think existence is a gift you should be grateful for. 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