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This is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the emotional weight of accidental success\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, available in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text outlasts every situationship you panic-quit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. Front is blank. Plausible deniability from the front, full confession from behind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncredibly well, actually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows someone like this. The friend who screenshots a flirty DM exchange and sends it to the group chat asking \"what do I do now.\" The coworker who accidentally charm-offensives their way through happy hour and then doesn't know how to leave. Hand them this shirt. They'll laugh, they'll feel seen, and they'll wear it every week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThree lines on the back: \"I FLIRT AS A JOKE \/ AND PANIC WHEN \/ IT WORKS.\" The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack print only. Clean and blank from the front, full confession from behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Follow the care label and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly to people who think self-deprecating humor about your own social skills is somehow threatening. 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