{"product_id":"i-get-nervous-around-girls","title":"I Get Nervous Around Girls","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Get Nervous Around Girls tee from Unethical Threads is the most honest piece of clothing you'll ever own. Some guys hit the gym, get a haircut, practice their opener. You bought a shirt that says it all before you even open your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone who's ever made awkward eye contact and then immediately looked at their phone. This shirt isn't a cry for help, it's a flex. You're telling the world you know exactly what your deal is, and you're not even a little bit sorry about it. That kind of self-awareness is rarer than you think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper handout from a career fair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (because a V-neck on this shirt would send mixed signals)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp long after your confidence doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, so it still fits after a panic-induced hot wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. For your friend who freezes up at the bar. For your brother who takes 45 minutes to draft a text back. For yourself, because let's be real, you didn't click this for someone else. If they can laugh at themselves, they'll love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt just for guys?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot even close. The humor is universal and the fit is unisex. Anyone who gets nervous around girls (or just thinks it's funny) can wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this on a date?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. Whether you should depends entirely on how much faith you have in your personality carrying the rest of the evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42308383604818,"sku":"NervyGirlo-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42308383637586,"sku":"NervyGirlo-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42308383670354,"sku":"NervyGirlo-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42308383703122,"sku":"NervyGirlo-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42308383735890,"sku":"NervyGirlo-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42308383768658,"sku":"NervyGirlo-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42308383801426,"sku":"NervyGirlo-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42308383834194,"sku":"NervyGirlo-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42308383866962,"sku":"NervyGirlo-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42308383899730,"sku":"NervyGirlo-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42308383932498,"sku":"NervyGirlo-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42308383965266,"sku":"NervyGirlo-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42308383998034,"sku":"NervyGirlo-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42308384030802,"sku":"NervyGirlo-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Get_Nervous_Around_Girls_Black_Tee.jpg?v=1771593617","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-get-nervous-around-girls","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}