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If you've ever weaponized a food pun and felt nothing but pride, the I Go Garbanzo On Her Bean Until That Chick Peas Tee was built for your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles your lifestyle, whatever that looks like\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (legume humor is size-inclusive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this shirt is already doing a lot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp way longer than your reputation will\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I wear this around my family?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. Not a single word on this shirt is inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the genius of it. Garbanzo, bean, chick, peas. All groceries. All completely innocent on their own. The filth is entirely assembled by the reader's brain, which means if someone at the table gets uncomfortable, that says more about them than it does about your shirt. You're just a person who cares deeply about legumes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Go Garbanzo On Her Bean shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a series of legume puns. Garbanzo, bean, chick, peas. If you read more into it, that's on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot one word on it is vulgar. It's all bean varieties. The reader's imagination does the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the text sharp through heavy rotation. Your commitment to bean puns is permanent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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