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Honestly, that's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this shirt doesn't need more personality at the collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print bonds ink into the fabric for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on the back. Front is blank. You look normal until you walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who would wear this, you already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of gift that either gets worn immediately or gets you uninvited from Thanksgiving. There is no middle ground. Size up if you're unsure. The I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick tee runs unisex and relaxed, so it fits like a normal human shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Got ADHD shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads 'I GOT ADHD A DAMN HARD DICK' in large block letters on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank, so you look normal from the front. The person behind you gets the surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing from S to 4XL with a relaxed fit. It runs true to size for most people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing process bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. It holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how attached you are to your job. We sell the shirt. 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