{"product_id":"i-got-adhd-a-damn-hard-dick-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick tee from Unethical Threads is deadpan oversharing printed on heavyweight cotton. It says exactly what you think it says, and no, there's no second meaning to fall back on. You either get it or you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who treat oversharing as a personality trait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of person who drops something completely unhinged at dinner and somehow gets applause instead of asked to leave. If your friends have described you as \"a lot,\" this is your uniform. You don't need anyone's permission to wear it, but you will need thick skin and a complete absence of shame (which, if you've read this far, you probably already have).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that's thick enough to feel real and sturdy enough to survive your worst decisions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. No explanation needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e locks the color in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad ghost of its former self.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Turn it inside out on cold if you're feeling precious about it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone you actually know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a safe pick for your coworker you've spoken to twice. It's for the friend who would wear this to Thanksgiving dinner, the sibling who peaked in roast battles, or the partner who thinks boundaries are suggestions. If you're confident they'll laugh, send it. If you're not sure, you already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG print embeds ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up over time. Turn it inside out on cold for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's not a bug, it's a feature. Know your audience, or don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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