I Got Narcanned At Applebees Tee

The I Got Narcanned At Applebees tee is Unethical Threads at peak specificity. If you know, you know. If you don't, the half-price apps probably hit different for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who've seen things at chain restaurants that the health inspector hasn't. The friend in your group chat who always has a story that starts with "okay so" and ends with someone getting carried out.

You've either lived this energy or you've witnessed it from two booths over. Either way, you earned this shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and a half-price marg spill)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after your reputation doesn't
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after the bloat from those boneless wings

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, yes. This is the gift you give someone when a gift card feels too safe and you actually know the person.

Works for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of them (and that one night at the Applebee's on Route 9).

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shirt get me weird looks?
Almost certainly. That's the whole point.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash.

Is Applebees going to sue you?
They have bigger problems right now. We think we're fine.

What's the shirt material?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you're sweating through half-price app hour.