I Got That Dog In Me Costco Hotdog Sweatshirt

The I Got That Dog In Me Costco Hotdog Sweatshirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. A $1.50 cultural institution, a meme that won't quit, and heavyweight cotton that actually holds up. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People who get the joke without needing it explained. The friend whose group chat contributions are 90% unhinged and 10% "lol same."

This isn't a novelty piece you wear once and shove in a drawer. It's heavyweight, comfortable, and happens to be extremely funny. Wear it to the store, the cookout, or Thanksgiving dinner if you've got the nerve.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like real clothing, not a tissue-paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color, not just for the first three washes
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so it fits the same after laundry day as it did during your impulse buy

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift. This is the one that gets unwrapped and immediately put on.

Perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant, birthdays, or "I saw this and thought of you" situations. If the person you're buying for has ever quoted this meme or defended the Costco food court with their whole chest, you're done shopping.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this sweatshirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get. Wash cold and tumble dry low if you want to play it safe.

What does "I got that dog in me" mean?

If you know, you know. If you don't, the internet will catch you up in about 30 seconds.

Is this a unisex sweatshirt?

Yes. Relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Looks good on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print keeps the design locked in. Wash inside out on cold for best results, but it holds up.

Can I wear this to Costco?

You can and you should. Nobody has ever been kicked out of Costco for wearing a hot dog sweatshirt. To our knowledge.