{"product_id":"i-got-two-wolves-inside-me-and-they-wont-stop-fcking-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking Tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic two-wolves proverb and drags it somewhere deeply regrettable. Back-printed in retro airbrushed glory on heavyweight cotton. The shirt your inner monologue was too cowardly to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked at internet humor in 2012 and never came down. If the Three Wolf Moon shirt was your aesthetic but you needed it to be significantly worse, congratulations, you're the target audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks equally well at a barbecue, a breakup, or any situation where you've accepted that dignity is optional. The design is on the back, so you get to watch people read it in real time as you walk away. That's the whole experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper compromise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (your torso, your business)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks the color in. No cracking, no peeling, no gas station iron-on energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, so people behind you get the full experience first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly, yes. The shirt has the word \"f*cking\" on it in fire-gradient lettering between two airbrushed wolves, and it is not subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat said, if you're shopping here, subtlety probably wasn't the priority. This works as a gift for the friend who sends unhinged memes at 3 AM, the sibling who peaked in chaos, or anyone whose answer to \"which wolf wins?\" was always \"neither, they're busy.\" If you're worried about offending the recipient, they're the wrong recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo airbrushed wolves with fire-gradient lettering reading \"I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking.\" It's a retro Three Wolf Moon parody printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Runs comfortable without being boxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing process embeds the ink into the fabric rather than layering it on top. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and the wolves aren't going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt has the word \"f*cking\" on it in large letters. So yes, by most definitions. 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