{"product_id":"i-got-two-wolves-inside-me-and-they-wont-stop-fcking-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking Tee is Unethical Threads' take on the classic \"two wolves\" proverb, and it ruins the whole thing completely. Forget the noble battle between good and evil. Yours are just going at it, printed in retro style on heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who saw the \"two wolves inside you\" meme a thousand times and decided it needed to get weirder. That's the whole demographic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever deadpanned the original proverb at someone and then immediately undermined it, this is your shirt. It reads like a cursed motivational poster and hits hardest on people who recognize the source material. The vintage graphic sells the bit even harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so everyone can represent their inner wolves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Won't distract from the chaos below it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that holds its color. These wolves aren't fading anytime soon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white with a retro\/vintage graphic that looks like a deeply unhinged thrift store find\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, but only if you know your target. This is a precision gift, not a \"grab something funny\" gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou either know someone who will put this on immediately and refuse to take it off, or you don't. There is no in-between. If you're wondering whether they'd find it funny, they won't. But if you already have a specific person in mind and you're grinning right now, just buy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads \"I GOT TWO WOLVES INSIDE ME AND THEY WON'T STOP F*CKING.\" Retro-style graphic with two wolves and that exact line printed on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable, not boxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing keeps the color and detail intact. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's kind of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat color options are there?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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