{"product_id":"i-hate-being-a-grower-cuz-if-i-get-pantsed-i-gotta-start-cranking-hog-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Hate Being A Grower Cuz If I Get Pantsed I Gotta Start Cranking Hog Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Hate Being A Grower Cuz If I Get Pantsed I Gotta Start Cranking Hog tee is exactly what it sounds like. Unethical Threads made this for anyone who's thought way too hard about the grower-vs-shower dilemma and arrived at the worst possible conclusion. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S-4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in the locker room. Or never peaked at all, which is kind of the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the guy who already tells this joke out loud at parties. Putting it on a tee just saves him the vocal warmup. Everyone has an opinion on the grower-vs-shower debate, and this shirt will drag it out of them whether you asked or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after three washes (important, given the subject matter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a V-neck on this shirt would be sending mixed signals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your reputation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you know the person well enough. Like, \"shared a gym locker\" well enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're here wondering whether your buddy would think it's funny, they would. If you're considering it for a coworker, read the room. Or don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so it stays sharp no matter how many times you wash it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's available in black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if my girlfriend doesn't think it's funny?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the return policy on the site. 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