{"product_id":"i-hate-when-i-go-out-in-public-and-the-public-is-there-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Hate When I Go Out In Public And The Public Is There Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Hate When I Go Out In Public And The Public Is There Tee from Unethical Threads says what your face already does. It's a text-only back print, so the people behind you get the message as you walk away. Which, honestly, is perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who went outside, immediately regretted it, and want credit for trying. Introverts, misanthropes, anyone whose social battery dies faster than a cheap phone on a cold day. You showed up. You left. The shirt explains why.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (nothing weird happening up top)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront of the shirt is blank. The chaos is all on the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for an introvert?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best gift, actually, because you're not making them talk. You're giving them something that talks for them, specifically to the people they're walking away from. Wrap it. Leave it on their doorstep. Do not ring the bell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text is printed on the back only. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly people who think you owe them your time and energy. So, maybe. 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