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Pairs well with noise-canceling headphones, a dead phone battery you refuse to charge, and that look you give people who stand too close in the checkout line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you'd rather not explain your torso to strangers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric, so the text stays sharp and dark wash after wash instead of cracking like your patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText-only front design.\u003c\/strong\u003e No clip art. No distractions. Just the truth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for an introvert?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift because they don't have to leave the house to wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life cancels plans with the enthusiasm most people reserve for concert tickets, this is their shirt. Wrap it, don't wrap it, either way they'll appreciate that you understood the assignment without making them talk about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Most people find their usual size works, but check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt have anything on the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The back is blank. You've said enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so there's room for everybody who wishes there was room for nobody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's between you and HR. 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