AAA I Have A Bomb T Shirt

The I Have A Bomb shirt is a dark humor graphic tee from Unethical Threads. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and almost certainly going to make someone at the grocery store very uncomfortable. Not subtle. Not trying to be.

Who actually wears this?

The friend in your group chat who always takes it one step too far. The cousin who got uninvited from Thanksgiving and showed up anyway.

If you've ever been told "you can't say that" and took it as encouragement, this is your shirt. It's not for everyone. That's the entire point. Unethical Threads makes clothes for the people who got permanently banned from polite company and decided to lean into it.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial (you'll need that weight when you're standing your ground)
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so everyone gets to make questionable decisions
• Classic crew neck, because at least one thing about this shirt should be traditional
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, colors stay vivid wash after wash
• Machine washable, though your reputation after wearing this may not be

Is this going to get me in trouble?

Possibly. That's part of the appeal.

We're not your lawyer and we're definitely not your mom. But this is 100% a joke shirt, and the people who get it will love it. The people who don't get it will give you a look. Both reactions are equally entertaining. Wear it to the right barbecue and you're a legend. Wear it to the wrong one and you've got a great story.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Have A Bomb shirt a real product?
Yes. It's a real shirt that really says that. We really made it and you can really buy it. Welcome to Unethical Threads.

What sizes does the I Have A Bomb shirt come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will this shirt get me stopped at the airport?
We strongly recommend not testing that theory. This is a humor tee, not a legal defense.

Is this a good gift?
It's an incredible gift for someone with a dark sense of humor. It's a terrible gift for your boss, your in-laws, or anyone who has ever used the phrase "that's not funny."

How should I wash this shirt?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The print handles it fine. The social consequences of wearing it are your problem, not ours.