{"product_id":"i-have-a-little-seaman-on-my-shirt-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt tee from Unethical Threads is a tiny cartoon sailor printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee, available in black or white. The pun is exactly what you think it is. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who treat bad puns like a competitive sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for anyone whose sense of humor peaked in a navy recruitment office and never recovered. The cheerful little cartoon sailor on the back does all the heavy lifting while you maintain plausible deniability. Pair it with cargo shorts for maximum dad energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't bail on you after a few wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (big guy humor is still humor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're keeping at least one thing simple here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually holds up over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back of the shirt, so you're the last one in on your own joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenuinely, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day, birthdays, white elephant, the unhinged Secret Santa round. The I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt tee is the gift for the person you know too well. The back print means they won't even clock the joke until someone behind them loses it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Seaman shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, crew neck, DTG printed so the colors hold up through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt get me in trouble?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your crowd. We make the shirt. 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