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Available in black or white, so pick whichever matches your particular brand of righteous mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because V-necks are for people who want you to see their chest, and this shirt needs your attention on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle your roommate definitely runs too hot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBackprint design\u003c\/strong\u003e with a clean front, so the reveal happens when you walk away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best gift shirts we sell. The person opening it reads \"I Have A Massive Throbbing\" and their face does a thing. Then they finish the sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, rallies, or just because someone in your life is loudly pro-women and gets the joke. Size up if you're guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually supporting women's rights?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe joke is the bait-and-switch, but the message is real. You're wearing a women's rights shirt. 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