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Fair warning: you will be asked to turn around so people can read the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Sophisticated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for laughs at things they probably shouldn't, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they watch volleyball, even better. If they do both, you've just won gift-giving permanently. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt actually inappropriate?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery word on it refers to women's volleyball. Draw your own conclusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size, so grab your usual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or fade into illegibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they have a sense of humor and an opinion about volleyball, this is the gift. 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