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Frankly, it's efficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not that complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know the person well enough to survive it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Have BPD Beautiful Penis Disorder tee is the kind of gift that either cements a friendship or ends one. Both outcomes are informative. Just make sure the recipient laughs at things that get flagged by HR, not the person who reports to HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does BPD stand for on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeautiful Penis Disorder. It's right there on the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The front is blank, so you look perfectly normal until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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