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If your confidence has ever been called excessive, this shirt just makes it clinical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% heavyweight cotton (your diagnosis deserves a solid foundation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't fade before your confidence does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best you'll ever give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for someone who would genuinely describe themselves as afflicted with attractiveness. Birthday, holiday, random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. If they laugh when they open it, you nailed it. If they nod seriously, they needed it even more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does BPD stand for on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeautiful Penis Disorder. A completely real condition that affects anyone with enough confidence to self-diagnose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Have BPD tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works for everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Pick whichever matches your diagnostic paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed on heavyweight cotton. The print stays sharp, which is more than most people can say about their personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill people get the joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome will laugh. Some will Google BPD and get very confused by the search results. 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