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We're not here to ask questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually survives a dryer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nobody is excluded from this diagnosis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, blank front.\u003c\/strong\u003e The back does all the work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays locked in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best ones we sell for exactly that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Have BPD Beautiful Pussy Disorder Tee is the kind of gift that says \"I know exactly who you are and I fully support your worst qualities.\" Birthday, bachelorette, post-breakup recovery pack. Just make sure the person you're giving it to has the confidence to let the back of the shirt speak for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does BPD stand for on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn this shirt, BPD stands for Beautiful Pussy Disorder. The acronym bait-and-switch is the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this making fun of Borderline Personality Disorder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The joke is the acronym hijack, not the condition. BPD is the setup, not the target, and nobody living with it is the punchline here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. 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