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The shirt reads like a confession for about half a second before the rest of the diagnosis kicks in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not the see-through stuff that disintegrates after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for everyone and their diagnosis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck,\u003c\/strong\u003e because at least something about this should be traditional.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print,\u003c\/strong\u003e so the letters stay crisp long after the shock value should have worn off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Make Fun of Actual BPD?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is the bait-and-switch, not the condition. BPD is borrowed for setup only, and nobody with Borderline Personality Disorder is the punchline here. The first line lands like a confession, and the next three lines make it extremely clear it is not one. If anything, this shirt is making fun of the wearer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does BPD stand for on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeautiful Pussy Disorder. The first line reads like a serious admission, then the next three lines take it somewhere else entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this making fun of Borderline Personality Disorder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The joke is the acronym hijack, not the condition. BPD is the setup, not the target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust black and white. The design is text-only and hits hardest in monochrome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor someone with the right sense of humor, absolutely. 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