{"product_id":"i-have-free-will-i-am-also-a-liar-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Have Free Will I Am Also A Liar Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Have Free Will I Am Also A Liar tee from Unethical Threads is a self-defeating logical loop you can put on your body. Philosophy nerds, overthinkers, and anyone who's lost an argument with themselves in the shower, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOverthinkers. People who've argued about determinism at a party and didn't understand why everyone left the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lands with philosophy types, comp sci majors, and the friend in your group chat who sends Wikipedia links nobody asked for. Wearing it is basically a personality test for anyone who reads it. The ones who stop to read it twice are either your people or a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle being washed by someone who argues with their own wardrobe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because philosophy doesn't need a V-neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts most of your convictions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for an overthinker?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for an overthinker, because they'll spend twenty minutes unpacking the logic and then thank you for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for philosophy majors, armchair existentialists, and anyone who's ever described themselves as \"a determinist, but like, not in a weird way.\" If you're buying it for yourself, no judgment. That's between you and whatever you believe controls your decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it's comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It's a real shirt, not a suggestion of one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your existential outlook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a relaxed unisex fit, so it runs slightly roomy. 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