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It hits different at barbecues, gym exits, and anywhere with a slow walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up and holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even a self-diagnosed condition deserves some dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your reputation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back only. Front is blank. Strategic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If you know someone who'd claim this diagnosis in public, this is their shirt. The I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just rewarding someone for their energy. If they'd laugh at it in a group chat, they'll wear it in real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print is made to hold its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. 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