{"product_id":"i-heart-beer-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Beer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Beer Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A big red heart, the word BEER, and absolutely nothing else to hide behind. If your relationship with beer needs no explanation, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears an I love beer shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who have accepted beer as their core identity trait. That's it. No irony, no layers, no deeper meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're at the cookout and someone asks what you're into. You could talk about your hobbies, mention that podcast you like, really sell yourself. Or you could just point at your chest and let the I Heart Beer Tee do the talking. It's efficient, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because beer doesn't discriminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing fancy. Like your taste in beverages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay vivid instead of cracking and peeling like a cheap bumper sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is good because we both know this shirt is going places\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs the I Heart Beer Tee a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. If someone in your life has made beer their entire personality, this is the most accurate gift you could buy them. No guessing their favorite brewery. No pretending to know the difference between an IPA and a lager. Just pure, distilled (brewed?) affection for beer in t-shirt form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Father's Day, bachelor parties, or just a random Tuesday when you want to make someone's day slightly more on-brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Heart Beer Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through plenty of washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good beer lover gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever said \"I love beer\" out loud, yes. Safe bet for birthdays, holidays, bachelor parties, or any excuse to hand someone a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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