{"product_id":"i-heart-dominant-women-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Dominant Women Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Love Dominant Women Tee from Unethical Threads is the classic I heart souvenir format aimed at something more specific than New York. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee for people who know what they want and aren't interested in being coy about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with good taste and zero ambiguity about what that taste is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Dominant Women Tee works because it's played completely straight. No wink, no asterisk, no qualifier. The humor is in the flat sincerity of announcing your appreciation for confident, take-charge women in the same format people use to declare their love for tourist destinations. Or maybe it's not humor at all. That's your call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. The good kind, not the see-through kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need reinventing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives your laundry habits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know your audience, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the partner or friend who'd wear their preferences on their chest (literally), the I Love Dominant Women Tee lands exactly right. Funny, a little flirty, and just self-aware enough to be charming. Beats a greeting card by every possible measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads \"I ♥ DOMINANT WOMEN\" with a heart symbol. Classic I heart souvenir format, played with a completely straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, all in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, meaning the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Follow the care label and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there anything explicit on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a stated preference, not a proposition. There's nothing on it your grandmother couldn't read aloud, even if she'd rather not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor someone with a sense of humor and the kind of confidence this shirt celebrates, absolutely. You already know if your person is that person.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42633583657042,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42633583689810,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42633583722578,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42633583755346,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42633583788114,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42633583820882,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42633583853650,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42633583886418,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42633583919186,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42633583951954,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42633583984722,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42633584017490,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42633584050258,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42633584083026,"sku":"IHeartDominantWomenF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Heart_Dominant_Women_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787151539","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-heart-dominant-women-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}