{"product_id":"i-heart-fappers-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Fappers Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Fappers Tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic I-love-something tourist souvenir layout, big red heart and all, and applies it to the one hobby nobody puts on a shirt. Until now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears an I Heart Fappers shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in their group chat. The ones whose friends stopped being surprised a long time ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you clicked on this product, you already know if it's for you. This is house party energy, bar crawl territory, or just a regular Tuesday where you want to watch a stranger read your chest and immediately look away. Available in black or white, so you can match your wardrobe while completely disregarding your dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't go see-through after three washes (important when the shirt is already doing enough)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e because self-expression shouldn't have a size cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e since a V-neck on this would just be trying too hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color stays vivid longer than your reputation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat \u003cstrong\u003ered heart\u003c\/strong\u003e pops on both the black and white versions. It's working overtime.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you actually give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. To the right person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for your friend who already has a reputation. The sibling who makes your parents sigh at every holiday. The person who will open it, laugh for thirty seconds straight, and immediately put it on. Do not, under any circumstances, give this to a coworker you've known for less than a year. Read the room. Then ignore the room, but at least read it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Heart Fappers Tee comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton, relaxed unisex fit. Feels like a normal, well-made tee. The discomfort is purely social.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Heart Fappers Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design lasts as long as the shirt does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that's between you and whatever crowd you're walking into.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42752460226642,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42752460259410,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42752460292178,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42752460324946,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42752460357714,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42752460390482,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42752460423250,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42752460456018,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42752460488786,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42752460521554,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42752460554322,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42752460587090,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42752460619858,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42752460652626,"sku":"IHeartFappersF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Heart_Fappers_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790172061","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-heart-fappers-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}