{"product_id":"i-heart-farting-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Farting Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Farting tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: the classic souvenir heart format, repurposed for flatulence. Red heart, honest sentiment, heavyweight cotton. It comes in black or white, sizes S to 4XL, and pairs well with a complete lack of self-consciousness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who find farting funny. So, statistically, everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Farting tee works for the dad who peaked at Blazing Saddles and the college kid who just discovered they have a signature move. It's not a personality, it's an accessory to one you already have. Wear it to a barbecue, a brewery, or anywhere the dress code stops at “please wear a shirt.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (farts don't discriminate by body type)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even chaos needs a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG-printed so the red heart stays vivid long after you've stopped being funny at parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for anyone you're close enough with to acknowledge that farting exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, White Elephant, Father's Day, Secret Santa where you actually want to win. The I Heart Farting tee says “I know you, I accept you, and I spent money proving it.” Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this run true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomier than slim-cut tees. Most people grab their usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the cotton fibers. Wash cold and inside out for maximum longevity, but it handles regular washing without drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat material is this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. It has actual heft to it. Not thin, not see-through, not something you'd mistake for a disposable poncho.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this available in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your commitment level.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42752479887442,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42752479920210,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42752479952978,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42752479985746,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42752480018514,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42752480051282,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42752480084050,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42752480116818,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42752480149586,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42752480182354,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42752480215122,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42752480247890,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42752480280658,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42752480313426,"sku":"IHeartFartingF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Heart_Farting_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790172664","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-heart-farting-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}