{"product_id":"i-heart-feet-and-beer-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Feet And Beer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Feet And Beer Tee from Unethical Threads is the classic I-heart shirt format, except it's confessing to a foot fetish and a beer habit in the same breath. Red heart, block letters, not a single ounce of shame. Some things are better said on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think honesty is underrated. The I Heart Feet And Beer Tee is for anyone who'd rather just say the thing than spend energy pretending they're above it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou like feet. You like beer. Maybe at the same time, maybe not. Either way you're putting it on a shirt instead of being weird about it in private. That's growth, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not some tissue-thin disaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing experimental happening here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e that locks the color in, so the red heart stays red and the text stays sharp through every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you already committed to wearing this in public. The least it can do is still fit next month.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. If you know someone who'd wear this with a straight face at a barbecue, you've already found their present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Feet And Beer Tee is the kind of gift that either cements a friendship or reveals something new about a person. Either outcome is entertaining. If you're on the fence about whether they'd appreciate it, that hesitation is the fun part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt really about feet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. And beer. It says what it says. The I Heart Feet And Beer Tee is for people who own their interests without apology or explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Heart Feet And Beer Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable, fits like a real shirt, not a costume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. The heart stays red, the text stays readable, your reputation stays questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you're willing to own it. Grocery store, tailgate, family reunion. Your call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who'd laugh at this, yes. If you're not sure they'd laugh, also yes. 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