{"product_id":"i-heart-feet-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Feet Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Feet Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: big block letters, a red heart, and a confession nobody asked for but everyone needed. This is the I Love Feet shirt for people who stopped being coy about it a long time ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears an I Love Feet shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who own it. Whether this is a bit, a lifestyle, or just the funniest thing you saw online at 2 AM, the I Heart Feet Tee works either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't owe anyone an explanation. The shirt speaks for itself, loudly, in block letters. And honestly, the people who get it? They get it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (big feet energy has no size limit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the red heart stays red and the letters stay crisp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print only: I ♥ FEET in big block letters. Clean, direct, devastating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for the person in your life who has no filter, and you love them for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, White Elephant, or the moment you discover something about your roommate that you can never undiscover. Wrap it or don't. The shirt does the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Heart Feet shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig block letters reading I ♥ FEET on the front. Red heart, clean text, no logos or branding. It says exactly what it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color. Wash inside out on cold and tumble dry low to keep it looking fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Heart Feet Tee actually about feet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's between you and your search history. The shirt says I Heart Feet. What you do with that information is your business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, depends on your comfort level with eye contact from strangers. 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