{"product_id":"i-heart-fsting-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart F*sting Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Fisting Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Classic souvenir format, bright red heart, and the most straightforward text imaginable. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose friends already know better than to be surprised. If you're the one who makes the group chat go silent for three seconds before the laughing emojis start, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Fisting Tee hits at house parties, pride events, bar crawls, and any situation where \"read the room\" means \"this room is ready.\" It pairs nicely with cargo shorts and a complete lack of shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL. Room for literally everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic cut. Not going to compete with the text for attention.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid. That red heart isn't going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Both equally effective at making people do a double take.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person, absolutely. This is not a Secret Santa pick for the coworker you've spoken to three times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor your best friend, your partner, your sibling who peaked in Cards Against Humanity? Wrap it, hand it over, watch them lose it. The I Heart Fisting Tee is the kind of gift that gets immediately photographed and texted to everyone they know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt really say \"I Heart Fisting\"?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Bright red heart and everything. We didn't stutter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Heart Fisting Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. It runs comfortable, so go with your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Follow the care instructions and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so it stays smooth and vibrant through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally? Yes. Socially? 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