{"product_id":"i-heart-gooners-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Gooners Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Gooners Tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic I-Love-NY souvenir format and aims it somewhere your mother would rather you didn't. Big red heart, the word GOONERS, and the quiet confidence of someone who has made peace with exactly who they are. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who know exactly what it means and find that hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sits in the same universe as our Gooner Spooner design, for those building out the collection. It's the kind of shirt where half the room doesn't register it and the other half respects you more for wearing it. Souvenir-shop aesthetics, not a word of explanation offered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the red heart stays red and the text stays sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with poor life decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you're sure about the relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a litmus test disguised as a tee. If they laugh, you've found your people. If they have to Google it in front of you, that silence is your problem. Works great for Secret Santa if you want to get permanently removed from the list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does I Heart Gooners mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an I-Love-NY style parody using the word \"gooners,\" which is internet slang you're welcome to look up on your own time. We just put it on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Heart Gooners Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. The red heart stays red on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill people know what this means?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome will. 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