{"product_id":"i-heart-mentally-unstable-women-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Mentally Unstable Women Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Mentally Unstable Women tee from Unethical Threads is a confession in cotton. Classic I-heart-NY format, except instead of a city you're declaring a very specific romantic preference. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a type. And that type keeps a journal about you after the second date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome guys have a pattern and they know it. Their friends know it. Their therapist definitely knows it. This shirt just removes the guesswork for everyone else. It's self-aware, it's honest, and wearing it is probably the healthiest relationship-adjacent decision you've made all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives every questionable Friday night\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you don't need a V-neck complicating your already complicated love life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the confession stays sharp even when your judgment doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who fits this description, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you buy for your buddy who keeps texting his ex at 2 AM. Or the friend who describes every new partner as \"intense but in a good way.\" If they laugh when they open it, they deserve it. If they get offended, they're lying to themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Heart Mentally Unstable Women shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a riff on the classic I Heart NY design. Instead of a city, you're declaring love for a very specific personality type. If you need it explained further, this probably isn't your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable regardless of build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast most of your situationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. Unethical Threads makes shirts for people who find that funny, not for people who write complaint emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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