{"product_id":"i-heart-sloots-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Sloots Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Heart Sloots tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic I Love NY souvenir layout and swaps in a word your grandma would need Urban Dictionary for. It's got the red heart and everything. Available in black or white, because your questionable taste deserves options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think \"sloot\" is the funniest word in the English language. It might be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe deliberately goofy spelling is the whole bit. It's dumb, it's juvenile, and you're going to get compliments from exactly the right people and horrified stares from exactly the right others. That's not a bug, that's the product working as intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (you know the shape, you've worn it a thousand times)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay put. That red heart isn't going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white, because commitment is hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who uses \"sloot\" unironically in group chats, yes. This is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and then immediately put it on. Just maybe don't hand it over at a family dinner. Or do. We don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"sloots\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Sloot\" is deliberately misspelled internet slang. The goofy spelling is what makes it funny and playful instead of just crude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Heart Sloots shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your sense of humor and your audience. The misspelling keeps it playful, but it's not exactly boardroom attire. Read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing keeps the design locked in, so the red heart and text stay crisp through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black or white. 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