{"product_id":"i-heart-titties-and-kitties-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Heart Titties And Kitties Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Love Titties And Kitties tee from Unethical Threads says what you're thinking, printed across the back where people read it on your way out. Classic I ♥ souvenir format, zero subtlety, maximum deniability. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who own cats and have absolutely no shame about the other thing. Also people who don't own cats but want plausible cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Love Titties And Kitties back print plays the souvenir tee format completely straight. From the front, you look like a normal person. From the back, you've made a declaration. That's the whole bit, and it lands every time. Bachelor parties, gag gifts, and guys who think they're hilarious (they kind of are) account for most of the orders, but we don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like an actual shirt, not a promotional giveaway someone handed you at a 5K\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this design does not need a V-neck trying to help it along\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through washes instead of cracking off like a gas station screen print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for anyone who already owns a \"World's Okayest\" mug and needs an upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, birthdays for your least appropriate friend, Secret Santa where you actually want to win. The back print means the recipient has to commit to the bit every time they walk out of a room. The front is blank, which is honestly funnier. Nothing up front, everything on the exit. That's confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe text \"I ♥ TITTIES \u0026amp; KITTIES\" is printed across the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank. Classic souvenir tee layout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, not boxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design stays put through the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a back print only?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The design is on the back. 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