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That line is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't fall apart after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, we've got the big guys covered)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because a V-neck would be trying way too hard with this one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good bachelor party or gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's one of the better ones. Bachelor parties, birthdays, White Elephant exchanges where you actually want to win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Love Titties And Kitties shirt hits that rare spot where the recipient will actually wear it instead of burying it in a drawer. Cat people will insist it's about cats. Let them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Love Titties And Kitties tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. It reads as a cat-lover tee to anyone not paying close attention. Your mileage will vary depending on the public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good bachelor party shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was practically designed for one. 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