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You've got a favorite spot on the couch that's molded to your exact shape, and you're not sorry about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions (and your washing machine)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Potatoes come in all sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay loud long after you've gone quiet on the couch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue to size. Consult the size chart if you're on the fence, but no weird surprises here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if the person you're shopping for has ever described their weekend plans using food metaphors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand this to someone at a party and you'll immediately know if they're your people. If they laugh, you've found a friend. If they don't, well, at least you learned something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric, so the design stays sharp over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about potatoes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's about potatoes the same way \"Netflix and chill\" is about streaming. You know what it means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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