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Nobody here is checking credentials at the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut this one hits different when you're already deep in the catalog. It's the shirt for the person who has graduated from wearing funny shirts to wearing a flag. That said, if you want to skip the warmup and go straight to identifying as the problem, we respect that energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I IDENTIFY AS UNETHICAL\" is printed across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the text sharp and colorfast. 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