{"product_id":"i-is-for-infidelity-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Is For Infidelity Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Is For Infidelity Tee is Unethical Threads' contribution to the red-flag alphabet. An elegant couple dances while he delivers the classic \"I'm not cheating, you're just paranoid\" line. For anyone fluent in gaslighting humor or just done pretending relationships are sacred.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a shirt about infidelity?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've earned the right to laugh about red flags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe you survived a relationship with someone whose phone was always face-down. Maybe you ARE the phone-face-down person and you've got jokes about it. Either way, this hits different when you've lived it. The best dark humor comes from experience, not theory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, cheaters come in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for people with nothing to hide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives the wash cycle your relationship didn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk so the only thing getting smaller is your partner's patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, if you know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who just got out of a toxic relationship and can finally laugh about it. For the couple with the darkest sense of humor in your friend group. For yourself, because retail therapy hits different when the shirt is this specific. Just maybe don't wrap it for someone currently going through a divorce. Read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit runs true to size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade into nothing like your ex's promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. There's no profanity on it. The humor is subtle enough that only people paying attention will get it, which honestly makes it funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the material like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed, broken-in feel. Not stiff, not flimsy. The kind of shirt you reach for on days you want comfort and chaos in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514136760402,"sku":"IIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514136793170,"sku":"IIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514136825938,"sku":"IIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514136858706,"sku":"IIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514136891474,"sku":"IIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514136924242,"sku":"IIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514136957010,"sku":"IIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Is_For_Infidelity_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784474564","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-is-for-infidelity-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}